Teagan Presley Love Humps Fleshlight
I was quite happy when Fleshlight announced that Teagan Presley was going to be one of their girls. I’ve always been a big fan of Teagan Presley, perfect little teen body, great ass, very pretty face and kinky as hell. What’s not to like? I will say that I did like her better prior to getting her implants, but she’s a porn star and unfortunately, implants are pretty prevalent there. If you want a Teagan Fleshlight you have lots of different options. Fleshlight has molded Teagan’s pussy, mouth and ass. If you choose her pussy you have a choice between the Lotus texture and her signature texture Love Humps. If you choose Teagan’s mouth you get the Swallow texture and if you choose her ass you get the Forbidden texture.
Teagan started out as a stripper which then led to a online pornography. It wasn’t long after that when she started making pornographic films. In her first year alone she performed in over seventy films, many of which featured her doing anal. Since then she has become quite a popular star. She was a Digital Playground girl for awhile before starting her own production company. Teagan has even appeared in some mainstream entertainment, appearing on The Howard Stern Show and in an episode of Entourage.
Teagan’s signature texture is called Love Humps. The Love Humps insert is an interesting one, the design is quite simple. There are just a series of largish humps that are pretty much symmetric down the entire canal. Although this is a textured insert, it is by far one of the mildest textures and feels very smooth in use. You can definitely feel the head of your penis as it passes through each hump, but since the humps are very smooth the feeling is subtle compared to some of the more extreme textures. One thing that I really like about the love humps is the tightness and the suction that it creates. You can really feel the humps squeezing down on your cock as you slide yourself in and out. I am not sure what it is about the design but the suction with Love Humps is quite high, especially if you keep the end cap on. I personally really like the suction produced. Overall, Teagan’s Love Humps texture is one of the milder inserts but that is what I like about it. I find that I can have very long sessions with it and because of its very smooth canal I have no worries about it irritating my penis. Orgasms with the this insert are very, very good! I think it’s because the build up to your orgasm tends to be longer as it’s not as intense as some of the other inserts. Also, because just before you orgasm your penis swells and the tightness of the insert really just makes it much more intense. Generally speaking, I prefer slightly more intense inserts but I really do enjoy Teagan’s Love Humps.
Cleanup with this texture is quite easy as there really aren’t many nooks and crannies for deposits to get stuck in. Running some water through it for a minute or two is usually sufficient for it to be totally clean. Lube consumption is a little higher with this texture than some of the other textures. I find that the smoother the texture the more lube you have to use. The humps do help with lube usage to a degree though so it could be worse.
Overall, I’d say that the Love Humps texture is a winner. It’s not one of my all time favorites but it’s solidly good. If you’re a Teagan fan I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. If you’re a long time Fleshlight user I think you will appreciate the subtlety of this insert. It’s not the most extreme ride out there and it probably won’t make you cum in minutes like some of the more intense inserts can. This is the insert to get if you like longer extended sessions which end with an intense orgasm.






Posted on: Oct 29th 2009
I’ve been a big fan of Fleshlights for a couple years now. I currently own the STU, the Wonder Wave and the Super tight, all of which I really like, ranking them from favorite to least favorite would probably be STU, WW and then the ST.
I was always intrigued by the Fleshlight Girls models but I wasn’t overly enthused by any of the girls that they had released. That changed when they announced the Teagan model. Teagan is one of my favorite adult actresses working today so I was quite excited when they announced the Teagan Fleshlight. I had heard mixed reviews on the Lotus insert so I was curious what my opinion would be.
For me the Lotus is a good insert, but not one of the best. Of the ones that I own I’d say it’s probably my 2nd or 3rd favorite depending on my mood. The STU is still the best in my opinion. That said, I do love looking down and seeing Teagan’s pussy opening up and taking my cock inside of it and the Lotus does feel very good, it’s just not as intense as some of the textured models I’ve used. This can be a good thing though cause my sessions with the Teagan fleshlight last longer than with my STU or WW.